March 2012
dentist: im going to put this sharp metal object in your mouth okay
me: *gums start bleeding*
dentist: this wouldnt happen if you flossed
Socializing with others at a party.
exploreroftheseas:
Normal people:
Me:
February 2012
When people flirt with the person you like.
itotallyrelate:
“BACK THA FUCK UP NIGGA.”
