"OMG You guys. I just watched last night’s episode of Total Divas and it was insane. Oh my gosh. I mean the Bella’s were dealing with their obvious daddy issues. The Funkdactyls broke up and then got back together again. Natayla’s fiancé isn’t much of a man, and the other two were there. It was great, it really was. And it was the end of the world and it’s only Sunday night’s on the E network!
Do you wanna know what I see when I look in that ring? Honestly? A bunch of cheap, interchangeable, expendable, useless women. Women who have turned to reality television, because they weren’t talented enough to be actresses. And they just weren’t talented enough to be champion.I have saved your divas division, I have shattered glass ceilings, I have broken down doors. Why?
So a bunch of ungrateful, stiff, plastic manikins can waltz on through without even getting as much of a thank you? You guys can’t even go backstage and shake my hand and look me in the eye because you know that I’ve worked my entire life to get here. I gave my life to this and you were just handed 15 minutes of fame. I didn’t get here because I was cute, Or because I came from some famous wrestling family, or because I sucked up to the right people. I got here because I am good. I earned this championship and no matter how many red carpets you guys wanna walk in you $4,000 ridiculous heels, you will never be able to lace up my Chuck Taylors. Your all worthless excuses for women and you will never be able to touch me. And that is reality.”